How to prove you are a programmer in one sentence?
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How to prove you are a programmer in one sentence?

Publish Date: Jun 19 '20
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Let's discuss what would you say in one sentence?

I always count things from 0, 1, 2... 😛

Comments 18 total

  • chimdipetercollins
    chimdipetercollinsJun 19, 2020

    I live on stack overflow 🙄

  • Mark Felchlin
    Mark FelchlinJun 19, 2020

    When you think you got rid of a bug and two more exist now.

  • marcellothearcane
    marcellothearcaneJun 19, 2020

    The classic "there are only 10 types of person..."

  • Divyajyoti Ukirde
    Divyajyoti UkirdeJun 19, 2020

    Programmer's life -> Uncaught TypeError: Cannot read property 'life' of undefined

    • code-minion
      code-minionJun 22, 2020

      That implies that the programmer here is undefined. Or perhaps a basic user tried to cast to programmer but failed, resulting in undefined

  • Gaurav Saini
    Gaurav SainiJun 19, 2020

    Sometimes I send text messages like this - hey(); and it's not even intentional. I guess it's more like second nature for me now.

  • Madza
    MadzaJun 19, 2020

    Instead of 'Hip hip hooray' use a shorthand: ['hip', 'hip']

  • Mike Talbot ⭐
    Mike Talbot ⭐Jun 19, 2020

    I thunk therefore I am.

  • Paweł Kowalski
    Paweł KowalskiJun 19, 2020

    Throw random Knuth quote. ;)

  • Adrian Perea
    Adrian PereaJun 19, 2020

    How about we go back to localhost?

  • Brandin Chiu
    Brandin ChiuJun 19, 2020

    Start every conversation with "hello world".

  • Dan Fockler
    Dan FocklerJun 19, 2020

    You know there is a huge difference between a thread and a string.

  • Guillermo Alfonso Morales
    Guillermo Alfonso MoralesJun 19, 2020

    I'm a simple algorithm trying to avoid bugs.

  • arasrezaei
    arasrezaeiJun 20, 2020

    While(noSuccess)
    tryAgain()
    if (dead) break;

  • Ben Sinclair
    Ben SinclairJun 21, 2020

    "Hi, I'm a programmer."

    I'm not sure of a better way to prove it than claiming it.

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