Five Programming Jokes You Didn’t Know You Needed Today 😄👩‍💻
 Precious Kelvin Nwaogu

Precious Kelvin Nwaogu @kelvincode1234

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Five Programming Jokes You Didn’t Know You Needed Today 😄👩‍💻

Publish Date: Jun 19
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Hey Devs 👋🏾

We all know coding can be intense sometimes, those bug hunts, sleepless nights, and caffeine-fueled debugging sprees. But every once in a while, we need a breather… or a good laugh. Here's a couple of light-hearted dev jokes to brighten your day:

So here we go:

1. What are bits?

👉 Tiny things left when you drop your computer down the stairs. 🥹


2. I just got fired from my job at the keyboard factory.

👉 They told me I wasn't putting in enough shifts. 😩


3. Where did the API go to eat?

👉 To the RESTaurant. 🍽️ (Because even endpoints need a break!)


4. A male developer often gets called as a Dev, then what would you call a female developer?

👉 Devi. 🤗 (Yep, still coding… but with extra elegance!)


5. Four engineers get into a car. The car won’t start.

  • The Mechanical Engineer says: “Probably a dead battery.”

  • The Chemical Engineer says: “Could be impurities in the fuel.”

  • The Electrical Engineer mutters: “Maybe a wiring issue?”

  • But then the IT Engineer goes: “Hey guys… what if we all get out of the car and get back in?” (Because let’s be honest… it works with Windows sometimes! 🤗)


If this made you smile, we’ve got tons more where that came from! 🎯

👉 Check out our full collection of programming jokes at aquascript/Progm_Jokes, your official sidekick for tech giggles and developer sanity.

🔗 www.aquascript.xyz – not just tools & resources, but also your coding comic relief zone.


Let’s keep the dev spirit light and lively. 💻💬
Note: If you’ve got a favorite programming joke, drop it in the comments. Who knows? It might just make it into our next feature!👌

Comments 5 total

  • Nevo David
    Nevo DavidJun 19, 2025

    haha these crack me up every time tbh, coding gets heavy so i really needed this - you ever find the best bug fixes only show up after a good laugh?

  • Dotallio
    DotallioJun 20, 2025

    These cracked me up, especially the RESTaurant one! Here's mine: Why do programmers prefer dark mode? Because light attracts bugs.

    •  Precious Kelvin Nwaogu
      Precious Kelvin NwaoguJun 20, 2025

      Haha yesss! That one never gets old 🤣
      (Light attracts bugs) is honestly too real. Respect 👏

  • Pace Setter
    Pace SetterJun 23, 2025

    Humor compliments everything. Cheers to this feat

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