Mike Stemle

Mike Stemle @manchicken

About: I have been a software professional since I was in high school in 1998. I'm enthusiastic about open source, and I really enjoy working in unusual software systems or within strange constraints.

Location:
Yardley, PA
Joined:
Sep 25, 2020

Mike Stemle
articles - 22 total

Tales of a Novice Hardware Hacker: The Lifecycle of a Kit

I am the very definition of a novice hardware hacker. I've been programming computers since I was a...

Learn More 6 0Feb 17

Secrets in Lambda Env Vars

Hello, friends! I'm here on this fine Thursday with some low-key advice on a very serious problem:...

Learn More 7 0Apr 25 '24

Update: Tackling a large volume of simple problems in an Open Source project

Last time on "Tackling a large volume of simple problems in an Open Source project", your hero left...

Learn More 3 0Jan 21 '24

Tackling a large volume of simple problems in an Open Source project

Hello again! I've been contributing to a really helpful Rust crate by @xampprocky called "octocrab"....

Learn More 8 0Jan 13 '24

Preptember

It's that time of year again, and Hacktoberfest is right around the corner! I thought I'd give you a...

Learn More 5 0Sep 13 '23

Stop naming functions `fetch()`.

Hello everybody, this is just a quick PSA. Here goes: STOP NAMING YOUR FUNCTIONS fetch()! Between...

Learn More 2 0Jul 26 '23

Lessons Learned in Chasing Unicorns

I'm old. I've been doing open source for a long time. I started in 1996, during my first...

Learn More 1 0Jul 1 '23

How to Cheat in JS Object Manipulation

Often in JavaScript, we’ve got to manipulate JavaScript Objects in order to serve a purpose. Today...

Learn More 0 0Jun 8 '23

Ninja Rules of Self-Identification

A ninja does not self-identify as a ninja. In our field, a lot of folks will call themselves...

Learn More 1 0Nov 14 '22

Definition of Dependencies

Definition of Dependencies When I discuss the topic of dependencies with other developers,...

Learn More 1 0Oct 11 '22

Observations on Tech Work

As I think back on the 24 years I've worked in technology, I would like to share with you three...

Learn More 4 2May 20 '22

String Manipulation of URLs is an Anti-Pattern.

Quick note before we get started: this piece is Node-centric in its examples, but this anti-pattern...

Learn More 46 8Aug 31 '21

It's been a minute, but here's a gist to update your Vim dependencies.

Howdy! It's been a while since I posted anything, so I figured I'd come post something simple and...

Learn More 0 0Aug 9 '21

Warning: Elaborate Scams Abound!

Hey all! This post won't be long, and I'm sorry but it won't be terribly technical either. Tonight I...

Learn More 3 3Apr 13 '21

I wish AWS had more useful error messages.

Sorry, this is more of a complaint than anything else. I've spent the better part of two days troubl...

Learn More 3 0Oct 23 '20

I love function signatures in Perl, and you should too.

One of the most common tasks in programming is receiving arguments within a function. In Perl, histor...

Learn More 14 2Oct 12 '20

Reviving old code.

One of the joys of Perl is the rich community support that it has enjoyed over the years. Even today...

Learn More 3 0Oct 11 '20

iPad as a Workstation

NOTE: I do not work for any of the companies that make any of the products below, nor do I earn anyth...

Learn More 3 0Oct 5 '20

Fellow maintainers, tell me about your project!

Hey all! Tell me about your project that you’re hoping to attract good PRs to. I maintain Net::AMQP...

Learn More 3 4Oct 2 '20

I love `carton`, and you should to.

This one will be quick, promise! Hacktoberfest is upon us once again, it's the most wonderful time o...

Learn More 5 0Oct 1 '20

Simple Code Tasks Should Be Simple

I frequently see people do simple things in the most complicated ways with dynamic languages. I suspe...

Learn More 6 6Sep 29 '20

That awkward moment when you need to generate test data...

The Problem I have a system which uses SNS to send mail messages to a Lambda for additiona...

Learn More 4 0Sep 28 '20