DevOps: Where Everything is ‘Automated’… Until It’s Not! 🤖💥
Sure, automation makes life easier—until you forget that one little script, and suddenly everything breaks at 3 a.m.99% Uptime? More Like 99% Keeping Fingers Crossed 🤞
Ever notice that “99% uptime” feels more like 99% praying that nothing crashes right before the weekend?The Real DevOps Pipeline: Coffee In, Code Out ☕➡️💻
Let’s be real—coffee is the true CI/CD pipeline. Without it, nothing gets deployed!
“It Works on My Machine!” - The DevOps Battle Cry 🛠️🔥
The number one excuse for every bug ever. Too bad production didn’t get the memo about your machine.DevOps: Bridging the Gap Between “It Should Work” and “Why Isn’t It Working?” 🌉
DevOps is like being the peacemaker between developers and operations, only with more firefighting involved. 🧑🚒Automation: Making It Easier to Break Things Faster! 💨💻💣
Automation’s great until you accidentally automate a mistake across every server in record time. Oops!Server's Down? Just Turn It Off and On Again… Virtually 🖥️🔄
The most advanced DevOps solutions are surprisingly similar to what your grandma does with her Wi-Fi router.
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