...I was using maximum hardware capabilities to take advantage of a more optimized execution plan, reducing highway concurrency.
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Oracle Sean ♠️ @oraclesean
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I didn't jump the red light either. Due to my velocity, the doppler effect made the red light look green to me.
Okay, I'll let you off for jumping the red light, but I'll give you a ticket for driving at close to 86 thousand miles per second.