They call it “The Development Process.”

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• You code sober.
• You push drunk.
• You debug hungover.
• And you release out of pure, unfiltered spite.

It’s not agile. It’s not clean.

But it gets deployed — eventually — usually around 4:59PM on a Friday.
"The Development Process" is a t-shirt for the devs who’ve seen too much, fixed what should never have existed, and learned to navigate Jira like a war map.

Wear it to your next retro. Or your next resignation.