Tell me a good joke you know with coding / devops / infra / testing / support related twist. ;)
Slavius @slavius
About: Currently developing futuristic smart-device, IoT connected, highway construction site safety system in EU. Used to work on infrastructure, application architecture and cloud engineering.
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Tell me a good IT joke
Publish Date: Aug 15 '18
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Kasey SpeakmanAug 15, 2018There are only 10 types of people: those who understand binary, and those who don't.
Stacy CashmoreJul 3, 2019And the other good one:
There are only two types of people in the word.
Those who can extrapolate information from an incomplete set of data
Ben HalpernAug 16, 2018
Bill Sempf@sempf
QA Engineer walks into a bar. Orders a beer. Orders 0 beers. Orders 999999999 beers. Orders a lizard. Orders -1 beers. Orders a sfdeljknesv.17:56 PM - 23 Sep 2014
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Ravaka RazafimanantsoaAug 16, 2018I love this webcomic with IT jokes but I am not sure it fits here...
Commitstrip. commitstrip.com/en
Here's mine:
One day a fellow programmer came one hour late to work, said nothing just sat down and started coding. Nobody said anything but everyone was gossiping and giving him bad looks. When he started packing his stuff one hour earlier one of the guys just exploded: "What? You came late and now you're trying to leave earlier? What's wrong with you?!?!". And the guy says: "Sorry, I forgot to tell you I'm on vacation..."