Two CSS properties Walk Into a Bar...
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Theofanis Despoudis

Theofanis Despoudis @theodesp

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Two CSS properties Walk Into a Bar...

Publish Date: Jul 4 '19
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Two CSS properties walk into a bar.

A barstool in a completely different bar falls over.

Comments 12 total

  • Alex F. Musumeci
    Alex F. MusumeciDec 16, 2019

    I get it.

  • Johannes Millan
    Johannes MillanDec 17, 2019

    Is it funny if I tell the joke like this:

    .another-bar.bar .chair{
  position: fixed;
  bottom: 0;
}

.this-bar .chair,
.bar .chair {
  position: sticky !important; 
  transform: rotate(920deg);
  transition: 1s all not-smooth;
  float: none;
}
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    ?

  • sanidz
    sanidzDec 17, 2019

    Host selector walk in to a bar.
    There is no bar anymore. ha - ha

  • petrosvoivontas
    petrosvoivontasDec 17, 2019

    Παναγία μου... 😂

  • ­Sollace
    ­SollaceDec 17, 2019

    This is like an anti-joke. :|

  • Jaaki
    JaakiDec 17, 2019

    You made my day

  • Reach Allen
    Reach AllenDec 20, 2019

    I don't get the joke. Can anyone explain to me? Haha

    • perpetual . education
      perpetual . educationDec 21, 2019

      It's the same joke as "A blind man falls in a hole and dies because he didn't know what he was doing" - which - depending on your culture - is funny? We thought it was kinda sad.

  • perpetual . education
    perpetual . educationDec 21, 2019

    Should I take a screenshot of this page and then post it - so we go a few levels deeper? Or - should I just scope my things properly?

  • Real AI
    Real AIDec 25, 2019

    Good thing the barstool was ! important.

  • chase
    chaseSep 11, 2022

    CSS is global，New CSS causes historical version crash

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